Thursday, December 20, 2007

God and Lesbian Atheletes, A Match Made in Heaven


While I was cruising a Christian news site reading a little sports related humor I got a better offer from the other big G.

"Meet Lesbian Athletes For dating, workout partners, friends, roommates, and more"

I wonder what the "more" means? Late night bible readings? Sexy white t-shirt baptisms? Does God only want me to meet Athletic Lesbians? What's wrong with average build lesbians or even heavy set lesbians?

None of it really mattered anyway. When I followed the link I couldn't find any lesbians that wanted to meet me. They were mostly uncomfortable about my nonathletic build sexual orientation.

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